Friday, March 13, 2009

Nothing to report. Im going to bed.

Oh, wait, I got another job with a company that makes prototype electronics. Thats cool I guess.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Today, we had the in-laws over...YEAH!  Alyssa and Tessa came and chatted for lunch.  After the chatting I helped Alyssa "cheat" on her midterm :D while the others went on a walk. Then Tess went to work and Lys/Jess went to get some java...mmmmm.

Jessie got back and we left to the movies to see Watchmen. On our way I saw such an adorable thing, there was this 8yr old boy pulling his lil 4yr old sis in a wagon while she munched on some Fishy Crackers! SOOOO CUTE! 

I enjoyed the movie for its odd moments, sarcastic photography, and the sex scene that is the story of my life haha.  After, we got In-n-Out and sprinted in to beat a bus full of high schoolers that were arriving.  I filled up my tummy, went home, and then gamed with my Marine friend for a few hours killing Locusts that come from the ground and are exterminating the human race!  Then my dad walked in on us......wow that sounded bad....and we had to turn it down.....weak.

Now im going to bed. Goodnight all! Especially Miss Kayla K, sweet-dreams Care Bear!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Stupid Knee and Stuff


Im going to start off by saying that I feel like I am wearing diapers right now.  It only happens with these boxers, they make me feel like I stuffed toilet paper in my ass.  Really awkward.

Next.  I went to the Doc's yesterday, wait no, 2 days ago, and found out what was wrong with my knee.  The Doc said I most likely damaged my Meniscus and tore my ACL! Yeah nice!  So, what that tells me is not only am I a born athlete with a resting heart rate of 53bpm, I have great stamina....ladies..., and am a real man to walk on my knee for 2 years, or maybe im a retard for not getting it fixed sooner.

I had one of the longest dreams of my life last night.  I only slept from 230 until 11 but had a dream that was long enough to last 3 regular dreams...it was awesome....like watching a movie, but living it, but dreaming it.  It involved a girl, and we went from party, to movies, to the woods, to on a rescue mission, to coloring eggs, to getting naked and going skinny dipping, to meeting parents and running with them into a secret escape tunnel, to making out in the tunnel, to driving a very fast car and holding hands, to laughing until our stomachs hurt, to to to....damn Im starting to forget the rest.  Lets just say it was awesome.


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Good day today.  That is all.

Wait, I lied:

Had work.
Lost Credit Card.
Texted Kayla.
Went on break.
Couldnt find Card.
Freaked out.
Went back to Carl's Jr.
Found card.
Ate 1500 calories.

I think the taking of the card from lunch was to get me to come back for dinner as well...it worked, now im sick of the Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Going to Vegas on memorial day weekend for my BDay. All are invited.

Hopefully going to slow beginning of April.

Got work off for my BDay, mostly for the recovery of the prior night of bars at midnight.

Going to get into my PJ's, poop, then scratch myself, then brush my teeth, then scratch myself while making a manly face in the mirror, then going to bed listening to whales humping.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Im sitting in a Lay Z Boy watching Casper after DJing a sorority formal that went very well, especially getting $43.75 an hour, heck yes beezies!  They ended it early so I got packed up and had a beer with the restaurant manager and workers, which brings me back to where I am.  I just ate some shitty sushi from Safeway at 1:30am cause I was craving it...now im not too happy with my decision.

I'll probably see my Frat Bros and a few other friends today...after I go to sleep and then wake up.  Ha!  Then its off to work and the beginning of a long-ass week.  Maybe I should just skip work and school and drive down to SLO....hmmmm.